An Arnold Schwarzenegger double feature?!? It's naht a tumor! It's a two-fer! No really. Are you ready for the most scatterbrained discussion of Predator and Total Recall...perhaps EVER? Because when you add a visiting family member to the mix, there is absolutely no way that anyone can stay on topic during this week's episode. Maybe we were just happy not to be raptured? The rambling spiel includes many many bad Arnold impressions, plus thoughts about Alien Vs. Predator, Lil Jon and Alex Mack, jackhammering with muscles, mutants with multiple boobs, Titanic (of course) and much more!
Archive for May 2011
It's wedding season! And what better way to celebrate than to watch 2 movies that illustrate the sometimes hilarious (and sometimes much less hilarious) realities of the process of getting hitched: the new-in-theaters Bridesmaids and the 1998 dark comedy Very Bad Things! We discuss the awesomeness of Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy, water/laser weddings, Cameron Diaz, the legacy of Jeremy Piven, half-Golden Globe noms, our own wedding party experiences and much more. We even spontaneously break into one of our fave 80's sitcom theme songs right at the beginning! AND all this public embarrassment is TOTALLY FREE. Warning though: this podcast episode is generously sponsored by alcohol (or "ow-ow-ow-cohol") and rated PG-13 due to the fact that we talk a ton about the (very, very, very, very) bad things done in Very Bad Things! Hint: it involves hookers, dismemberment and the fact that Krissy can't trust Justin's movie-choosing skills anymore. Wah waaaaaah... :(
AN ALL-MOM PROGRAMMED EPISODE! Yup. Since Krissy wouldn't agree to seeing either Thor or Fast Five (insert highly disappointed head shake here), this week we celebrated Mother's Day by watching 2 of our moms' favorite movies of all time: Tootsie (1982) and The Last of Sheila (1973)!! One of which Justin had never seen himself. Spoiler warning: at one point we completely lose it and then we lose it several more times. Our minds, what we're supposed to be talking about, etc. A lot of it is due to Krissy's shocking admissions about her "narcolepsy" AND her lack of knowledge about a popular board game. See? There's a clue. Annnnd now you know which one. The discussion also includes the First (And Last) Annual Tootsie-Off. It's all rated PG-13, like usual-ish! Thanks for listening!
FIFTY EPISODES! Yeeeeaaahhh! We (somehow) made it! We celebrate by watching two fantastic movies that Krissy had managed to avoid for long enough: Being John Malkovich and Memento!! Why did she erroneously think both movies starred Tom Cruise? Whose portal would we each use for 15 minutes and why? Do we hit our one-Titanic-mention-per-episode mark? Does Krissy have short-term memory disorder like Guy Pearce's character? What the hell really happened in Memento? Does anyone really know? This episode is rated PG-13 for several unnecessary references to porpoise sex!