Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Quippy plumbers! Evolved dino humans! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria! This episode we discuss the pure weirdness of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) and Super Mario Bros. (1993). Which was the better movie? Which was the better video game? Which drugs were the makers of these movies taking at the time? WE WANT ANSWERS!!!! This episode is rated PG-15!