A podcast for movie lovers *and* their significant others - for almost 12 years!
Episodes
Wednesday Sep 07, 2011
Wednesday Sep 07, 2011
Justin and Krissy are outclassed this week in a sea of BMXers (who may or may not also work in factories) and hardcore murder-solving skaters! But hey, they're REASONABLY AVERAGE IN LOVE! Grab your Couples Skate partner and join us as we discuss the merit of bringing your BMX bike to the school dance, Lori Loughlin's apparent fountain of youth, solving crime the Christian Slater skater way, driving cop cars through the O.C. very very badly, and montages! montages! montages! WHEW, that's a lot. This jam-packed podcast is rated somewhere between PG and PG-13. Enjoy!
Wednesday Aug 31, 2011
Wednesday Aug 31, 2011
Woody Allen double feature! Yes, we both get a little neurotic and wacky talking about the newest Woody flick (Midnight in Paris) and one of his classics (Manhattan). One of us has seen most of Woody's output of films while the other has seen only a handful! Like always, we answer the important questions on everyone's minds: Did either movie make us want to move to Paris or NYC? Is it cool for someone to have a favorite cinematographer? What is the true Golden Age and is nostalgia really that bad? How can Owen Wilson be in a crappy movie like Hall Pass and a great one like Midnight in Paris in the same year? Is it the same guy? What's up with that? This episode is rated PG, which is really great when you compare it to some of our recent output! You could practically listen to this with your grandparents, by gosh!
Wednesday Aug 24, 2011
Wednesday Aug 24, 2011
WARNING: We officially have gone off the deep end for this 66th episode of SIMAMG!! And not like the deep end of the pool at a nice hotel in Vegas or something. NO. Like the deep end of a YMCA pool where it's 12 feet deep and your ears start to pop as you try to pick pennies up off the bottom. Yes, we do watch two of Justin's "FAVORITES" ever: The Shining and The Fly (The Jeff Goldblum Version). And yes, we probably say something that will offend most everyone. A roller-un-PC-coaster, if you will. But we just discuss so many things, you guys! Things like discovering yourself, youthful masturbation and "wee-wees," Full House, occasional veganism, Timberline Lodge's garage, Encyclopedia Brown, Jessica Fletcher, Stefan's inclusion in Family Matters, ghost sex and babies, Jeff Goldblum Is Watching You Poop, convoluted mazes, inside out baboons, "AIDS face," flybaby smishmortions and we even spontaneously bust out some Billy Vera and the Beaters! How unfocused can one episode get, right? All scattered, smothered, covered and rated PG-13 for pure craziness/grossness!
Wednesday Aug 17, 2011
Wednesday Aug 17, 2011
This happens. This is something that happens... What's "this" you ask? The Total Glorious Package: Almost Famous and Magnolia! Kate Hudson at her best, Julianne Moore at her crying worst and (quite accidentally on our part) a brilliant Phillip Seymour Hoffman double feature performance! Squeak 'em, squeak 'em whaaaaat? Yup, Christmas came early this year, kids... In the form of a Golden God and raining frogs. Rated PG-13 with some poopy language on the side. Enjoy!
Tuesday Aug 09, 2011
Tuesday Aug 09, 2011
Dystopian double feature! This week, Krissy takes the flick-choosing reins and picks two movies that she couldn't continue being completely oblivious about: A Clockwork Orange and Blade Runner (The Director's Cut)!!! And she only loved one of them! Duh duh duuuuhhhh. But which one? Other questions answered during the podcast: how noir does Krissy like her noir? Does she also love - NAZIS?? What's Justin's favorite Kubrick film? What would be our personal Ludovico techniques? Is there such a thing as too rapey? Who loves synth-y soundtracks? Is Harrison Ford's narration missed? No love for Dark City? Was Deckard a unicorn-loving replicant? Yup. We wade in the shallow end of the intelligible movie discussion pool. (splash, splash) This episode is rated PG-13!
Tuesday Aug 02, 2011
Tuesday Aug 02, 2011
So what do cowboys, indians, aliens, clowns, laser slap bracelets, phallic gold-mining alien ships, cotton candy testes, electric circus tents, and kids with knives have in common? Absolutely nothing! Except a place in this podcast, of course, which this week takes on the new 'Cowboys and Aliens' movie along with the "kult klassic" (according to Justin) 'Killer Klowns From Outer Space.' J and K's opinions differ on which movie is the better of the two, though both are down for siphoning off some gold through a twisty straw. ...What? That made no sense to you? Well dag nabit! You'll just have to watch both of these here movies, woncha, Colonel Crabbypants? This podcast is rated a strong PG-13, for allusions to body parts and Olivia Wilde in general.
Monday Jul 25, 2011
Monday Jul 25, 2011
It's Captains' Week at Ye Olde Movie Geek Podcast, and for once we're not talking about Jack Sparrow, Captain Hook, or Capt Crunch. No - this week goes out to the real heroes. Captain Heroes. Y'know, the kind who run into fire bridges, do battle with trash can lids, and who wear their scraggly long hair unwashed and generally enjoy loafing (a la 'The Big Lebowski Goes Boating'). That's right - this week belongs to Captain America/Ron!!!! Because really, haven't you ALWAYS WANTED to hear J & K sing the alternative Bruno Mars hit '(I'd Jump On A) Grenade' and do impressions of Captain Ron as Fat Albert? Yep. We thought so. So we made you this podcast. You're welcome, America. Rated PG-13!
Tuesday Jul 19, 2011
Tuesday Jul 19, 2011
HARRY POTTER-THON!!! Yes. Justin did it. He coerced Krissy via magic elixir to finally break down and watch her some Harry Potter. Not just one movie. Not just two. But EVERY SINGLE one over the span of a weekend. Including...the new one, Harry Potter & The Deathly Hallows Pt. 2, that's now breaking box office records. Why hadn't she seen any of these incredibly popular movies? Why hadn't she read any of the books? Because she's Krissy. And this podcast exists specifically to catch her up to speed on the many MANY films she has failed to watch while she was flight of the navigated to some strange land where no one anywhere reads popular books or watches really awesome movies or TV. So yeah. WE DID IT, y'all. Krissy is now a full Potter-head. Or something. This podcast might seem a bit rambling because we taped it minutes after we got home from the new flick. And before that...it was like 20 hours of Potter straight. So we were a tad loopy. We discuss the entire series, the new movie, our favorite characters, etc. Spoilers lie ahead, like usual. It's all rated PG-13...ish!
Monday Jul 11, 2011
Monday Jul 11, 2011
The potty-mouth tirade continues! This week we welcome one of our favorite ladies, Grae Drake (of the Popcorn Mafia podcast, Movies dot com and Fandango fame), as a super special guest to discuss not one but TWO bad boss flicks: Horrible Bosses and The Devil's Advocate!! What do we spend waaaay too long blabbin' about, you might (or might not) ask? Well...what color is Jennifer Aniston's eyes AND when is she going to finally show the goods? What are our personal worst boss stories and why was Krissy's so molesty? Jason Bateman or Jason Sudeikis: deep down, who's more naughty (per Grae)?? Apple core stars? Are they acceptable to use when grading films? Plus..GRAE SINGS! We talk about Shades of Keanu once again! WHOA. And what is Charlize Theron's major paint malfunction in The Devil's Advocate? And what does the end of the movie mean? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN??!!!???? All of it's rated R because we curse! Again. It's OK. We're all adults!
Monday Jul 04, 2011
Monday Jul 04, 2011
Hit men and hookers! Two of our most favorite subjects wrapped into a warm podcast tortilla of love! With a very special guest from the opposite coast! Yes, this week we welcome our podcast's biggest superfan (and potential stalker?) Jordan Yanco to form together like Voltron and discuss 2 more flicks Krissy had managed to evade for waaaaaaay too long: PULP FICTION and PRETTY WOMAN!!! What better double feature to celebrate the Fourth of July, right? Like a bottle rocket straight into your face! WARNING: we even push it like Salt and Pepa by dropping the F bomb an extraordinary number of times! How does one responsibly drink alcohol (or diet root beer) and talk about Pulp Fiction without it? We also speak upon the subjects of hookers, butt watches, Julia Roberts movies, TRAVOLTA, Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish, subtle and unsubtle racism, Walken impressions, heroin, cocaine and morphine while we're at it! We're also checkin' your ID's beforehand cause this here episode is rated RRRRRRRRrrrrrr!!!!