Picture it: you're lost in the woods with no map, very little food, and you're down a man. It's been five days, and unless something changes, death seems imminent. WHAT DO YOU DO?? If you answered 'set a forest fire and run up a flame retardant tree' or 'follow the circular creek to freedom!' you could be the next guest on So I Married a Movie Geek! Yup, J and K have it all figured out, kids. All they need now is to fashion an oscillating fan into a standalone panning camera to catch some grandpa ghosts, and they'll be set! This podcast is rated PG-13 15+ due to in-depth discussions about witches, ghosts, bloody mary and rape closets. ...Truly, there are no words.
Entries from October 2011
October 25th, 2011 · Comments
October 17th, 2011 · Comments
We invite a real live human being (and a real hero) to the podcast this week and man oh man....do we start drinking wine early. LOTS OF WINE. Cheap glorious wine. Our favorite critic, Grae Drake of The Popcorn Mafia (and Movies Dot Com) fame, guests for the 2nd time to go head to head with Krissy for a rather balanced edition of CLOONEY VS. GOSLING: HOTTIE OFF. Plus, we discuss the brand new Footloose and whether it's worth a look, celebrity hair makeovers, trips to Romania, lost Blu-ray features, talking with Steven Bauer/Rhea/Wright, being in the near vicinity of Clooney's tractor beams, DRIVE and its soundtrack, taking pee breaks during movies, couple celeb cheat lists, All The President's Men and much much more! Rated R for mature audiences!
October 12th, 2011 · Comments
This generation may be gaga over Robert Pattinson, but really, who are we kidding? It’s all about Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise… and Gary Oldman? Yup – Halloween came early this month, folks, as J and K embrace all things Nosferatu. Also, Nosferatu may or may not be an anagram for something rather insidious and odoriferous that kept making its way into the podcast… Could it be FOG?! Enjoy your favorite Movie Geek couple’s dissection of ‘Interview With the Vampire’ and ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’ (not to be confused with Braaahhhhham Stroker’s version). Find out which vamp J has a healthy man crush on and which movie scared/scarred Kris so deeply as a child that she put off seeing the whole thing until now. Join us for this week’s podcast, won’t you? It’s really something you can seek your teeth into. MWAHAHAHAHA! (Rated PG-13)
October 5th, 2011 · Comments
You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of rambling, caffienated conversation about 2 movies that Krissy has never seen; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination and pure aural sexiness. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Triangle/Twilight Zone: The Movie episode of SIMAMG! The discussion includes the 2 of us trying to make sense (and not quite succeeding) of Triangle's plot, K's personal problems with time management, the hilarious fun of time loops, rating the TZ vignettes most fave to least, the Twilight Zone movie's tragic helicopter accident, "Kick The Can," LITHGOW and much more! Rated PG-13 b/c we randomly discuss Aunt Flo!