A podcast for movie lovers *and* their significant others - for almost 12 years!
Episodes
Tuesday Apr 19, 2011
Tuesday Apr 19, 2011
Scream 4...was it worth the wait? Does it live up to the promise began by the first Scream? Or does it continue in the gutterball tradition of the ultra-crappy Scream 3? We cut to the chase of the meta matter in this slicing and dicing podcast episode! PLUS...we subject Krissy to a cult classic from 1983 (aka the year of her birth) for the very 1st time: SLEEPAWAY CAMP. Oh yeaaaaahhhhh! You're either on this crazy train or you're blowin' up on it in multiple dimensions, Gyleenhaal-style! The podcast discussion includes a debate over which Scream entry actually sucked the most, Ghostface apps and calling centers, the original trio then and now, Sidney's beleagured extended family, Hayden Panetierre's 12 pack, taking a crap vs. taking a shower and ANGELA: Staring Champion of The World. Grrrrrrrrrrrr. This podcast is remarkably rated PG-13!
Monday Apr 11, 2011
Monday Apr 11, 2011
Well, we finally jumped the 80s shark, kids... with our first-ever TRIPLE FEATURE. Behold "Stand By Me," "Adventures in Babysitting," and "SpaceCamp" in all their noodle-curled, get-a-grip let's-go-look-for-a-dead-body GLORY!!* ("Glorious," incidentally, is not an adjective we'd use to describe one of these movies... Can ya guess which one??) It's a fun time this week, kids -- join us as we recount skewed stories from our childhoods, including 'A Tree Grows in the Sand Backyard,' and 'I REALLYREALLYREALLY Wanted To Go To Space Camp, Ideally with Elisabeth Shue.' This podcast is a healthy and hearty PG-13. So don't have a cow, man!
Monday Apr 04, 2011
Monday Apr 04, 2011
It's new movie DOUBLE FEATURE time, y'all!!!! We pull an illegal transfer to see 2 brand new films opening this weekend, SOURCE CODE and INSIDIOUS!!! Could this finally be the week in which we don't totally hate either movie? During the scintillating hour of cinematic discussion, we delve into our rambling thoughts on Jake Gyllenhaal, loud 12-year-olds during movies, Quantum Leap, movie scores, Dunkin Donuts, parallel realities, haunted houses, Ghost Grandma, Rose Byrne's musical skills, Viewmasters, evading photos, ghost stenography and much MORE!! We even save the major end-of-movie SPOILERS for both films until the very end! This podcast goes bump in the dark but only in the PG-13 kind of way!
Tuesday Mar 29, 2011
Tuesday Mar 29, 2011
"If I could turn around this cluuuuuuub!" What do you get when you cross a sober-ish Christina Aguilera, shiny-faced Cher and TUCCI (!!!!!) with John Waters' twisted version of Grease starring Johnny Depp, Iggy Pop and one of Justin's childhood crushes? THIS WEEK'S PODCAST, y'all. It's a musical-ish double feature with Burlesque and Cry-Baby (1990), 2 movies only a gay man with questionable taste in movies would love. Truth: we didn't hate them. But we didn't love them. Basically, we were stuck in the OK Zone on both. "Hiiiiiiighwaaay to the OK Zoooone." But don't take our word for it. Listen yourself. You might just like it. (It's FREE!) This podcast is rated PG-13 and also contains some truly terrible impressions of Cher and Christina!
Tuesday Mar 22, 2011
Tuesday Mar 22, 2011
Ahh, at last... Two movies right in Krissy's journalistic wheelhouse: "Morning Glory" and "Broadcast News!" Honestly, how she's gone this long seeing the latter is beyond us; especially since she sat in front of the poster for it every day for a year while in J-school (and apparently has a close friend who looks just like Holly Hunter). Maybe she was too busy singing with Jeff Goldblum? Either way, join us we discuss all things adorable, cretinous, and love-triangle-square-y. This podcast is rated a cautionary PG-13, for some colorful (i.e. awful) banter about date rape and Albert Brooks (aka 'whatshisname?')'s son. But not together. Cause that would be TERRIBLE. And definitely NOT what we meant.
Saturday Mar 12, 2011
Saturday Mar 12, 2011
Guess what? We got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell pretty people fighting aliens! First up is a movie about aliens battling Marines in a city that looks nothing like Los Angeles (WE CALL SHENANIGANS!), followed by a 90s classic involving some blonde-haired, blue-eyed Caucasian kids who claim to be from Buenos Aires. Yup, today on Ye Olde Podcast we're discussing the merits (or demerits) of "Battle: Los Angeles" and "Starship Troopers." And two very special guests, Clint Childs and Jessica Laine, stop by to give their collective four cents! Slightly bummed by our own fair city's lack of screen time in movie that has it in the freakin' title, we discuss Aaron Eckhart's butt-chin, Santa Monica, buses on the 10 freeway, other (better) aliens movies, strange slide projector weapons, our favorite character Hector, coed shower scenes, Denise Richards (and her possibly fake ta-tas) & much much more! This podcast contains a lot of ramblin' and it's rated PG-13!
Monday Mar 07, 2011
Monday Mar 07, 2011
ROMANCE! Action! SCIENCE FICTION! Matt Day-MON! This week, we watch one brand new movie and one older selection with a similar theme: will love survive whatever the cost?!?!?!? Through space, time and multiple doors? Even if strange guys with fedoras and Etch-A-Sketch books don't want it to! Even if the time-traveling mailbox fails to function properly! LOVE WILL CONQUER ALL! Or something. Shut up, Chair Man! It's all romantic and you can't stop it. Filled with the spirit, we discuss romantic lead chemistry, Matt Damon's political career-ness, The Adjustment A-Holes, our romantic density, Emily Blunt's unbelievable hotness, mailboxes, Frequency, time-traveling dogs & more! This podcast is rated PG-13 in the past, present and future!
Tuesday Mar 01, 2011
Tuesday Mar 01, 2011
It's a Nicolas Cage double feature with an intermission of Oscar discussion! This week, we went to see Cage's newest 3D entry into the "give me my daughter/granddaughter back!!!" pantheon of cinema, Drive Angry. And then we watched The Rock, because Krissy had never seen it. The rambling conversation that followed includes Justin sticking up for Cage and his many hairpieces, Amber Heard and her newly out outness/hotness, William Fichtner, Sean Connery & Finding Forrester, Sarah Palin, James Franco & Anne Hathaway, Green Mile guy, Candyman, Not Steve Zahn, anal bath bead rockets & much more! WARNING: This podcast is R-rated! Meaning...it's explicit and there are some 4-letter words. You've been warned!
Tuesday Feb 22, 2011
Tuesday Feb 22, 2011
It's another Netflix instant streaming (plus WINE!!!!) double feature! Why? Because after three looong weeks, we finally got INTERNET in our new friggin' apartment!!! It's a celebration!!! A celebration that involves one great movie and one not so great movie. And our first official (and Oscar-nominated) foreign film!! We discuss Wisconsin, polar bear plunges, Tony Shalhoub, brushing your teeth while working out, Korean spas, shocking violence, isolationism, sweet dance moves, the Duggars, the Gosselins and more!! This podcast is rated PG-13 because Krissy pulls out a surprise 5-letter word! Earmuffs, kids!!!
Tuesday Feb 15, 2011
Tuesday Feb 15, 2011
The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things... Of Cusacks (both John & Joan), relationships (with your dad, boyfriend, or Swedish-accented girlfriend), and those with "special needs." Yup, J and K are CUSACKING OUT this week, with the 1989 classic 'Say Anything' and 2000's 'High Fidelity.' The post-viewing podcast contains lots of wisecracking, singing, and sneezing and even some snotting. (Ew.) Episode 39 is rated a friendly and tame PG. Aww, isn't that nice?