Episodes

Monday Feb 07, 2011
So I Married A Movie Geek - Episode 38 - Titanic 2/The Karate Kid Part II
Monday Feb 07, 2011
Monday Feb 07, 2011
This week = all sequels all the time, as J and K try and answer the question: is it *really* better the second time around, as the theme from 'Step By Step' suggests? Well, if you're watching 'The Karate Kid Part II,' then the answer is YES. (Justin: "Did we agree on this? Cause I say NO.") But if you're watching 'Titanic 2'... Not. So. Much. Indeed there's a clear winner in this week's double feature podcast, and (spoiler alert!) it's *NOT* the movie that was produced by Asylum. Join us on the Sequel Train as we discuss iceberg tsunamis, coke nails, whether tis better to fight for honor or just say 'eff it,' and the litigious nature of Peter Cetera. This podcast is rated PG-13, for (once again) Krissy's liberal use of the word 'douchebag.'

Tuesday Jan 25, 2011
So I Married A Movie Geek - Episode 37 - Alien/Aliens
Tuesday Jan 25, 2011
Tuesday Jan 25, 2011
ALIENS! Jumping at your face! Bursting out your chest! Obnoxiously spraying their acid blood all over you! What a drag! But do you want to know what's undoubtedly not a drag??!!?? The fact that Krissy has finally seen Alien AND Aliens! The originals without the Predators! FINALLY! (a choir sings!) Yep. As boxes have taken over our apartment for our potential move, this week we did a Alien/Aliens combo and had a grand old time trying to stay on topic about both! There's just so much STUFF!! Our discussion is so packed with nonsensical goodness, you'd have to put on a Mech Suit just to pry the goodness off! Seriously. Listen to it! This podcast is PG-13, scattered, smothered and covered with goodness about aliens. Either you're in for the random craziness or not. Sigourney Weaver would be in. But that's cause she and the character of Ripley is a BAD ASS. Are you a BAD ASS? Then listen to this podcast. You might learn something. Or you might not. ALIENS!

Monday Jan 17, 2011
So I Married A Movie Geek - Episode 36 - The Green Hornet/Batman
Monday Jan 17, 2011
Monday Jan 17, 2011
Something happened on tonight's podcast, and without the help of alcohol, Justin and Krissy just got totally silly and WEIRD. J blames it on the coffee, while K blames it on her ADD. Crazy analogies and metaphors ensue, including but not limited to Barbra Streisand as an octopus (?), Seth Rogen's poor-by-comparison turn as an amorphous paraplegic sea creature (??), an imagined conversation between Jay Chou and Rooster Cogburn, and ZOMBIE SELENA!! Much like the former of these two movies, not much makes sense (but we have fun anyway). This podcast is rated PG-13!

Sunday Jan 09, 2011
Sunday Jan 09, 2011
True Grit/The Big Lebowski - A Coen Bros. double feature with two memorable performances from Jeff Bridges! Neither movie had Krissy seen before but only one would claim her heart in the end! The PG-13 podcast includes discussion about grits, a "plethora" of accents, crying about horses, Aspergers cowboys, Oscars, Roger Ebert, The Dude, L.A. in film and more!

Sunday Jan 02, 2011
So I Married A Movie Geek - Episode 34 - Favorite Films of 2010
Sunday Jan 02, 2011
Sunday Jan 02, 2011
The movies of 2010!!!! Which were our favorite films specifically covered on the podcast in 2010? Which 10 movies released this year would we each take with us if we were deserted on an island forever? Is Natalie Portman really pregnant? With like...a baby baby????? Oh well. We both run down our personal 'favorite 10 movies of 2010' lists, discuss some of the awesome documentaries from the year and even throw in a few honorable mentions that missed our lists for good measure. Need suggestions for DVD's to add to your Netflix queue?? We got you covered with this gleefully overstuffed episode (rated PG-13!!!).

Friday Dec 24, 2010
Friday Dec 24, 2010
It's a Christmas miracle!!! What happens when Krissy and Justin (plus very special guests Allison Boon and Evan Goldstein) decide to make a ginormous batch of Mega Xmas Sangria and watch the 1989 holiday classic, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?? DRUNKEN MADNESS!!!! Seriously. We attempt to stay on-topic. We really really tried. There are even a couple F-bombs fired off amongst all the constant chatter. So you've been warned! This podcast is rated RRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Happy holidays to everyone!!! Don't forget to listen next week when we discuss our Favorite Films of 2010!!!

Monday Dec 20, 2010
So I Married A Movie Geek - Episode 32 - The Fighter/Black Swan
Monday Dec 20, 2010
Monday Dec 20, 2010
NEW MOVIE ALERT! Who suffered for their art most this year in film? Natalie Portman as a sexually repressed, bullimic ballerina? Or Christian Bale as a crack-smoking, ex-boxing convict? Or BOTH? In an effort to make a dent in our ginormous pile of awards screeners, we watch both The Fighter and Black Swan! The discussion that follows includes much ado about Mark Wahlberg, Bale, Amy Adams, Melissa Leo and the 7 sisters! Plus, we expound upon the unraveling of Nina Sayers (figuratively and literally), awkward masturbation scenes, ballerinas making out, METAPHORS!!!!, Vincent Cassel's head, Winona Ryder going crazy and MORE. This episode is rated PG-13!

Sunday Dec 12, 2010
So I Married A Movie Geek - Episode 31 - Die Hard
Sunday Dec 12, 2010
Sunday Dec 12, 2010
DIE HARD! DIE HARDER!! DIE HARDEST!!!!!! Yup. J and K take a trip to Nakatomi Plaza (Origami Tower?) and watch and discuss the "heart-stopping" (palpitation-y?) movie starring Bruce Willis, the mom from Parenthood, and Snape from Harry Potter. Nothing's too off-topic for our daring duo, not even discussions about hypothetical terrorism at My Gym, the structural soundness of an actual Origami Tower, and the magic of car phones! This podcast is rated PG-13, once again, for liberal use of the word 'douchebag.'

Saturday Dec 04, 2010
So I Married A Movie Geek - Episode 30 - Mixed Nuts/Roxanne
Saturday Dec 04, 2010
Saturday Dec 04, 2010
On this week's 'So I Married a Movie Geek,' J and K hit a bittersweet note: mourning a loss in the family, they cheer up by watching a Steve Martin double feature: Mixed Nuts and Roxanne. Krissy's all about the cast, characters and farcical nature of Mixed Nuts (especially when it comes to hiding dead bodies as Christmas trees), but Justin's really just about loving Madeline Kahn Liev Schreiber's scarf dancing and Roooooxxxaaanne, in general. Also discussed: Steve Martin's love for art and the Y, the pros/cons of poor people getting rhinoplasty, a brief foray into Avatar/Titanic and why The Police should've included 'Roxanne' in Roxanne. Rated PG-13 for Krissy's unnecessary use of the words crap and douchebag (sorry, Mamaw).

Friday Nov 26, 2010
So I Married A Movie Geek - Episode 29 - Planes, Trains and Automobiles
Friday Nov 26, 2010
Friday Nov 26, 2010
It's a family affair for a very special Thanksgiving episode of SIMAMG! After a fantastic Turkey Day dinner (sans turkey) and a LOT of wine, we welcome Justin's dad Monty to L.A. and the podcast to watch the 1987 classic, Planes, Trains and Automobiles! The spirited discussion that followed includes many issues with numbers, times and calendars, an explanation for last week's lost Footloose episode, Krissy's vendetta against briefs, Monty's review of coin-operated beds, talk of Ed Grimley and Glee, the anxiety of driving in San Francisco, much love for Steve Martin and John Candy and MORE!!! This episode is PG-13! Don't drink and drive, kids. Just stay at home and make a podcast with your fam.