So I Married A Movie Geek

It's a Nicolas Cage double feature with an intermission of Oscar discussion! This week, we went to see Cage's newest 3D entry into the "give me my daughter/granddaughter back!!!" pantheon of cinema, Drive Angry. And then we watched The Rock, because Krissy had never seen it. The rambling conversation that followed includes Justin sticking up for Cage and his many hairpieces, Amber Heard and her newly out outness/hotness, William Fichtner, Sean Connery & Finding Forrester, Sarah Palin, James Franco & Anne Hathaway, Green Mile guy, Candyman, Not Steve Zahn, anal bath bead rockets & much more! WARNING: This podcast is R-rated! Meaning...it's explicit and there are some 4-letter words. You've been warned!

It's another Netflix instant streaming (plus WINE!!!!) double feature! Why? Because after three looong weeks, we finally got INTERNET in our new friggin' apartment!!! It's a celebration!!! A celebration that involves one great movie and one not so great movie. And our first official (and Oscar-nominated) foreign film!! We discuss Wisconsin, polar bear plunges, Tony Shalhoub, brushing your teeth while working out, Korean spas, shocking violence, isolationism, sweet dance moves, the Duggars, the Gosselins and more!! This podcast is rated PG-13 because Krissy pulls out a surprise 5-letter word! Earmuffs, kids!!!

The time has come, the Walrus said, to talk of many things... Of Cusacks (both John & Joan), relationships (with your dad, boyfriend, or Swedish-accented girlfriend), and those with "special needs."  Yup, J and K are CUSACKING OUT this week, with the 1989 classic 'Say Anything' and 2000's 'High Fidelity.' The post-viewing podcast contains lots of wisecracking, singing, and sneezing and even some snotting. (Ew.) Episode 39 is rated a friendly and tame PG. Aww, isn't that nice?

This week = all sequels all the time, as J and K try and answer the question: is it *really* better the second time around, as the theme from 'Step By Step' suggests? Well, if you're watching 'The Karate Kid Part II,' then the answer is YES. (Justin: "Did we agree on this? Cause I say NO.") But if you're watching 'Titanic 2'... Not. So. Much. Indeed there's a clear winner in this week's double feature podcast, and (spoiler alert!) it's *NOT* the movie that was produced by Asylum. Join us on the Sequel Train as we discuss iceberg tsunamis, coke nails, whether tis better to fight for honor or just say 'eff it,' and the litigious nature of Peter Cetera. This podcast is rated PG-13, for (once again) Krissy's liberal use of the word 'douchebag.'

ALIENS! Jumping at your face! Bursting out your chest! Obnoxiously spraying their acid blood all over you! What a drag! But do you want to know what's undoubtedly not a drag??!!?? The fact that Krissy has finally seen Alien AND Aliens! The originals without the Predators! FINALLY! (a choir sings!) Yep. As boxes have taken over our apartment for our potential move, this week we did a Alien/Aliens combo and had a grand old time trying to stay on topic about both! There's just so much STUFF!! Our discussion is so packed with nonsensical goodness, you'd have to put on a Mech Suit just to pry the goodness off! Seriously. Listen to it! This podcast is PG-13, scattered, smothered and covered with goodness about aliens. Either you're in for the random craziness or not. Sigourney Weaver would be in. But that's cause she and the character of Ripley is a BAD ASS. Are you a BAD ASS? Then listen to this podcast. You might learn something. Or you might not. ALIENS!

Something happened on tonight's podcast, and without the help of alcohol, Justin and Krissy just got totally silly and WEIRD. J blames it on the coffee, while K blames it on her ADD. Crazy analogies and metaphors ensue, including but not limited to Barbra Streisand as an octopus (?), Seth Rogen's poor-by-comparison turn as an amorphous paraplegic sea creature (??), an imagined conversation between Jay Chou and Rooster Cogburn, and ZOMBIE SELENA!! Much like the former of these two movies, not much makes sense (but we have fun anyway). This podcast is rated PG-13!

True Grit/The Big Lebowski - A Coen Bros. double feature with two memorable performances from Jeff Bridges! Neither movie had Krissy seen before but only one would claim her heart in the end! The PG-13 podcast includes discussion about grits, a "plethora" of accents, crying about horses, Aspergers cowboys, Oscars, Roger Ebert, The Dude, L.A. in film and more!

The movies of 2010!!!! Which were our favorite films specifically covered on the podcast in 2010? Which 10 movies released this year would we each take with us if we were deserted on an island forever? Is Natalie Portman really pregnant? With like...a baby baby????? Oh well. We both run down our personal 'favorite 10 movies of 2010' lists, discuss some of the awesome documentaries from the year and even throw in a few honorable mentions that missed our lists for good measure. Need suggestions for DVD's to add to your Netflix queue?? We got you covered with this gleefully overstuffed episode (rated PG-13!!!).

It's a Christmas miracle!!! What happens when Krissy and Justin (plus very special guests Allison Boon and Evan Goldstein) decide to make a ginormous batch of Mega Xmas Sangria and watch the 1989 holiday classic, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation?? DRUNKEN MADNESS!!!! Seriously. We attempt to stay on-topic. We really really tried. There are even a couple F-bombs fired off amongst all the constant chatter. So you've been warned! This podcast is rated RRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! Happy holidays to everyone!!! Don't forget to listen next week when we discuss our Favorite Films of 2010!!!

NEW MOVIE ALERT! Who suffered for their art most this year in film? Natalie Portman as a sexually repressed, bullimic ballerina? Or Christian Bale as a crack-smoking, ex-boxing convict? Or BOTH? In an effort to make a dent in our ginormous pile of awards screeners, we watch both The Fighter and Black Swan! The discussion that follows includes much ado about Mark Wahlberg, Bale, Amy Adams, Melissa Leo and the 7 sisters! Plus, we expound upon the unraveling of Nina Sayers (figuratively and literally), awkward masturbation scenes, ballerinas making out, METAPHORS!!!!, Vincent Cassel's head, Winona Ryder going crazy and MORE. This episode is rated PG-13!