A podcast for movie lovers *and* their significant others - for almost 12 years!
Episodes
Tuesday Nov 15, 2011
Tuesday Nov 15, 2011
Ever ridden on a train? Ever thought of throwing your mother off of one...? If you said 'no,' great - we can still be friends! But if you said 'yes,' we might have to get all Beverly Hills Cop on yo' punk ass! And it won't be pretty… I'm talking about bananas up the tailpipe, people. (Literally!) But whether you're of the murdering or bystanding persuasion, you should really listen on -- as we critically navigate the murky water surrounding this year's Oscar host hopefuls' past. Was Eddie Murphy funny, once upon a pre-Klumps time? Does Billy Crystal sit at home nowadays dreaming up ways to ressurect his career push the Oscar host down the stairs Showgirls style? All discussed in this week's podcast! That, and fecal transplants (they exist!), peeing in sweats (a urinal how-to), and adventures in profanity (Krissy gets mad)! This podcast should probably be rated 'R.' ;-}
Tuesday Nov 08, 2011
Tuesday Nov 08, 2011
It's a special birthday edition of So I Married a Movie Geek this week, kids! Krissy was in the hot seat this time, and turned the podcast on its head by choosing two movies she had seen, but Justin hadn't -- this year's Crazy, Supid Love and a 2000 high school favorite, Center Stage! Indeed, it was the perfect storm of Krissy's favorite things: dancing, love triangles, comedic family dysfunction, and Ryan Gosling with his shirt off. Fun was had by all... But especially the birthday girl. Join us as we discuss the virtues of The Gos (yes, again), how to avoid/evade windowless white vans, Ethan Stiefel as Anthony Michael Hall in dance-tastic disguise, Justin's Charlie Brown shirt (and why we should probably burn it), and why Sascha Radetsky is hyper-mono-focused on TAKING WHAT YOU FEEL AND DANCING IT. This ever-so-fun episode is rated PG-13. Now let's get outta here.
Tuesday Nov 01, 2011
Tuesday Nov 01, 2011
Stephen King Halloween double feature, kids! Yup. Krissy had somehow avoided these 2 flicks for waaaaaaay too long: It (1990) and Pet Sematary (1989). She even thought one of them was a comedy until this weekend. So, like we do, we watched both of them and "discussed" them over wine and the saddest, saddest Skittles. Oh yeah. The good stuff. You know how it is. Listen as we jump from random subject to random subject. Chatter babble like: IT kids vs. IT adults, Pennywise The Clown, clowns in general, "Remember Our Pact" phone calls, cockroach puke tubs and rats, Jonathan Brandis' golden tresses, Ladybugs!!!, the ending of IT, anti-coma bike rides, Dr. Mistakes, Maximum Overdrive Drive, creepy but quite talkative kid zombies, not-Mr. Wizard, Edward Furlong, zombie dogs, zombie Justin, etc. We even list our worst (and most embarrassing) Halloween costumes of the past. Rated PG-15 for mature-ish audiences!
Tuesday Oct 25, 2011
Tuesday Oct 25, 2011
Picture it: you're lost in the woods with no map, very little food, and you're down a man. It's been five days, and unless something changes, death seems imminent. WHAT DO YOU DO?? If you answered 'set a forest fire and run up a flame retardant tree' or 'follow the circular creek to freedom!' you could be the next guest on So I Married a Movie Geek! Yup, J and K have it all figured out, kids. All they need now is to fashion an oscillating fan into a standalone panning camera to catch some grandpa ghosts, and they'll be set! This podcast is rated PG-13 15+ due to in-depth discussions about witches, ghosts, bloody mary and rape closets. ...Truly, there are no words.
Monday Oct 17, 2011
Monday Oct 17, 2011
We invite a real live human being (and a real hero) to the podcast this week and man oh man....do we start drinking wine early. LOTS OF WINE. Cheap glorious wine. Our favorite critic, Grae Drake of The Popcorn Mafia (and Movies Dot Com) fame, guests for the 2nd time to go head to head with Krissy for a rather balanced edition of CLOONEY VS. GOSLING: HOTTIE OFF. Plus, we discuss the brand new Footloose and whether it's worth a look, celebrity hair makeovers, trips to Romania, lost Blu-ray features, talking with Steven Bauer/Rhea/Wright, being in the near vicinity of Clooney's tractor beams, DRIVE and its soundtrack, taking pee breaks during movies, couple celeb cheat lists, All The President's Men and much much more! Rated R for mature audiences!
Wednesday Oct 12, 2011
Wednesday Oct 12, 2011
This generation may be gaga over Robert Pattinson, but really, who are we kidding? It’s all about Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise… and Gary Oldman? Yup – Halloween came early this month, folks, as J and K embrace all things Nosferatu. Also, Nosferatu may or may not be an anagram for something rather insidious and odoriferous that kept making its way into the podcast… Could it be FOG?! Enjoy your favorite Movie Geek couple’s dissection of ‘Interview With the Vampire’ and ‘Bram Stoker’s Dracula’ (not to be confused with Braaahhhhham Stroker’s version). Find out which vamp J has a healthy man crush on and which movie scared/scarred Kris so deeply as a child that she put off seeing the whole thing until now. Join us for this week’s podcast, won’t you? It’s really something you can seek your teeth into. MWAHAHAHAHA! (Rated PG-13)
Wednesday Oct 05, 2011
Wednesday Oct 05, 2011
You're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of sight and sound but of rambling, caffienated conversation about 2 movies that Krissy has never seen; a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination and pure aural sexiness. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Triangle/Twilight Zone: The Movie episode of SIMAMG! The discussion includes the 2 of us trying to make sense (and not quite succeeding) of Triangle's plot, K's personal problems with time management, the hilarious fun of time loops, rating the TZ vignettes most fave to least, the Twilight Zone movie's tragic helicopter accident, "Kick The Can," LITHGOW and much more! Rated PG-13 b/c we randomly discuss Aunt Flo!
Wednesday Sep 28, 2011
Wednesday Sep 28, 2011
Baseball vs. porn. Porn vs. baseball. How do you choose between the 2 subjects of our latest double feature? One features Brad Pitt playing the smooth-talking manager of the record-breaking 2002 Oakland Athletics. The other features a character who wears a dildo on his head and a woman known for pleasuring 4 men at the same - albeit gross - time. MONEYBALL and ORGAZMO, you guys. Tons of fun. We discuss baseball movies, Dodger Stadium seating, the Brad and Jen and Angelina Monster, Jonah Hill, nerding out about statistics, the importance of whipped cream porn, the infamous back room at Club Vid, karaoke birthday rules and MUCH more! Rated PG-13 with hints of strong language (mostly from Krissy) and discussion of Orgazmo's infamous "DV/DA shot."
Thursday Sep 22, 2011
Thursday Sep 22, 2011
It's a DRIVE double feature! Or a triple feature if you count the fact that both of us saw Drive twice over the weekend. We enjoyed it a great deal, you see. GO SEE IT NOW! AND Krissy finally got to experience her 2nd film from the Two Coreys Trilogy: License To Drive! The cinema vehicular discussion that followed includes thoughts on Ryan Gosling's hunk status, "Nightcall," Albert Brooks as a bad bad guy outside of The Simpsons, the simpleness of Carey Mulligan, autism, supercool scorpion jackets, superheroes, "30 seconds On Christina Hendricks," that elevator scene, low-energy strip club dressing rooms, getaway driving for sport and hobby, the ending of Drive, the iconic character of Mercedes Lane, DMV driving tests and MUCH more! Rated PG-13 b/c we discuss some violent "brain matter" moments!
Thursday Sep 15, 2011
Thursday Sep 15, 2011
Guess who has another girl crush? If you guessed ‘Krissy,’ you win a prize! And if you guessed ‘Justin,’ you *still* win a prize!! Yes, your favorite movie-watching couple takes it aaallll the way back Awkward Town this week, as we commiserate about how hot Mila Kunis is, how NOT hot inexperienced teenagers are, and how much Krissy wants to mail a care package of BIC razors to the fine people of Mexico. The double sexy feature: Friends with Benefits and Y Tu Mamá También! Also, the age old question: can men and women actually be friends without sex getting in the way? The world needs to know! Given the subject matter, this Very Sexy 69th podcast ep should probably be rated ‘R’ - no one admitted without a parent! (But don’t actually bring your parent, ‘cause it will actually be suuuper awkward if you do.)