A podcast for movie lovers *and* their significant others - for almost 12 years!
Episodes
Sunday Apr 17, 2016
Sunday Apr 17, 2016
STAR WARS + SANGRIA = FUN TIMES, you guys. Major fun times. This week's episode features both of us venturing into SPACE!!! Did the force "awaken' in Krissy the first time she finally saw 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' or did she fall asleep...yet again? Why is Kylo Ren so upset? If you're on a desert island, which Star Wars newb would you rather have as your co-island partner - Rey, Finn or Poe? What are the multiple uses of BB8 beyond friendship & "beep boops?" Do we care who Rey's parents are? And what WAS Luke's deal at the end? Plus - we imagine getting 'The Last Starfighter' treatment! Is the movie basically one of our biopics? Did we have more fun hanging with Alpha Alex or Beta Alex? Wouldn't you rather go off pseudo-Delorean'ing with the Music Man? It's all very boozy and adult and rated R!
Sunday Apr 03, 2016
Sunday Apr 03, 2016
THREE YEARS LATER...we're back? Yeah. We're back. All reboot-y and ready to talk about the new blockbuster "movie" (BvS:DoJ) that confused us soooo much that we absolutely had to reanimate this dead carcass of a podcast. Plus we slooowly also watched the O.G. Batman (1989) & Superman (1978) films. Because, frankly, there's just not enough self-serving blather out there. All the previous rules of the podcast still apply. And, though we're a lot older and about 450% more tired, this discussion tries to get to the bottom of important questions like - can anyone explain what these 2 superheroes are v'ing about? Is there a respectable amount of MURDER? Should you be able to 'see' special effects? Has your mom's name ever saved you from certain death? Why does Superman fly like that? Why do we continue to say 'like' so much? Who's the bestest Batman ever? Who does Krissy decide to surprisingly 'splatter' her hate upon? Kim Basinger....why? Should Joker be 'funny like a clown?' It's all R-rated because we're adults.
Monday Apr 08, 2013
Monday Apr 08, 2013
WE LIVE - to podcast another day! This week, we discuss the dystopian double feature of 'They Live' and 'Demolition Man!' Cool anti-consumerist sunglasses vs. sex headsets! Roddy Piper vs. Sly Stallone and Wesley Snipes! Which one did Krissy like the best, which one did she stay awake for AND is that the same movie? And perhaps the biggest question is mulled over at length from either of these films: WHAT'S WITH THE THREE SEASHELLS? Rated PG-13!
Tuesday Feb 05, 2013
Tuesday Feb 05, 2013
Teenage mutant ninja turtles! Quippy plumbers! Evolved dino humans! Cats and dogs living together! Mass hysteria! This episode we discuss the pure weirdness of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) and Super Mario Bros. (1993). Which was the better movie? Which was the better video game? Which drugs were the makers of these movies taking at the time? WE WANT ANSWERS!!!! This episode is rated PG-15!
Monday Jan 07, 2013
Monday Jan 07, 2013
WE ARE BACK!!! We have wine! And we're each discussing our favorite films of 2012! Which movies moved us most - in our souls, our hearts and/or our under carriages? Which movies did we disagree on the most? After having the exact same favorite movie in 2011, did we agree again this year? Or did someone - ahem - BREAK ALL THE RULES?!?! Also, what newly prized possession did Krissy get for Xmas and how did we spend our holiday break? It's all R-rated because the curse jar is out, ya'll!! 2012 4 LIFE!!!!!
Friday Nov 16, 2012
Friday Nov 16, 2012
MUSICAL TRIPLE FEATURE FTW. It's here and it's totally cray cray and out of pitch. What's on the docket? We discuss our 1st trip to an actual movie theater since July for Pitch Perfect and K is forced to watch Newsies and Purple Rain - one of which she enjoyed and one of which she was totally mystified by. ALL FUN. With random talk about bloody tamponless noses, Anna Kendrick and 90's classic R&B, the city of Taos vs. Santa Fe, Man Child Christian Bale, Muppet Babies love, Prince's overwhelming machismo and acting skills, good bad movies vs. bad bad movies, the definition of "Purple Rain" and Glitter. AND WE SING. ON WINE. FOR YO PLEASURES. Rated PG-16.
Thursday Nov 01, 2012
Thursday Nov 01, 2012
Some people spend their Halloween trick-or-treating, while others slap on the whore makeup (let's be real, ladies, once you're over the age of 16 Halloween just becomes a great excuse to slut out) and go out to a party... But not J and K. They opted to do a podcast! And post it late! (Krissy's disclaimer - this is totally the baby's fault. She's just so NEEDY). As fashionably late to the Halloween party as this episode is, it's full of imitation-synth karaoke'ing, tales from our childhood, advice for outrunning chainsaw-toting psychopaths, and hearty endorsements for Activia! ...Seriously, can you even see that in print without singing it in your head? Ac-tiv-i-aaahhhhhh! Rated PG-17ish. Wait. That's totally 'R'. Nevermind!
Monday Oct 15, 2012
Monday Oct 15, 2012
Scary movie month begins! It's October and, following podcast tradition, we're watching horror movies all month long! The first double feature? Phantasm (1979) and Hellraiser (1987)! In a rambling discussion consisting of 3 separate portions due to a cranky baby, we talk about the Tall Man's mustardness, flying balls at your face!, dwarf slaves, "Pin Cushion Man & the Cinnabon Crew," the grossest love story EVER, Disneyland rides, Honey Boo Boo and MUCH much more! We even amazingly keep it PG-13!
Tuesday Oct 02, 2012
Tuesday Oct 02, 2012
It's Robocop vs The Terminator... at The Hunger Games?! Ok, not really. But it could happen (Team Robocop for the win)! This week, J and K flail about in the shallow end of 80s cyborg film criticism, noting that (a) Detroit is not a very nice place (b) Red Forman - Eric's 'That '70s' Dad! - is a *badass* and (c) you probably should NOT broadcast your whereabouts when there's a serial killer hunting down people with your exact name. Also, you should consider Benjamin Buttoning down before you're blown into Skittles. Cause it'll make TOTAL SENSE when you hear us talk about it. Join us, won't you? Quick, before we drop from exhaustion...! Rated R for those slippery f bombs, of course!
Sunday Sep 16, 2012
Sunday Sep 16, 2012
WE BACK! Due to our little now-6-week-old visitor and the temporary death of our laptop, we had to take a short respite. But we're here and briefly discussing 3 movies we watched over the sleep-deprived break! Babies, notorious teens and Michael J. Fox getting naked in a high-rise elevator! How could you ever go wrong? (Answer: YOU CAN'T!) FAIR IS FAIR! Excuse our spontaneous brain farts! We're still trying to figure this whole having-a-baby thing out! She even makes her 1st appearance on the podcast! Rated PG-13 for a few curse words! (Sorry, Brooklyn!)