A podcast for movie lovers *and* their significant others - for almost 12 years!
Episodes
Thursday May 17, 2012
Thursday May 17, 2012
Talkative Southern women in a hair salon vs. faking your own death to get away from your psycho husband with a mysterious mustache!!! Duh duh DUH!!!!! PLUS...Julia Roberts double feature! DUH! Which movie - Steel Magnolias vs. Sleeping with the Enemy - did Krissy enjoy more the 1st time up?? Is she the last female drama nerd to see the former? Does Shirley MacClaine actually believe in aliens? What is up with Julia Roberts' mommy haircut in that movie? Or either movie? We talk a lot about hair. Like The Lawnmower Man's hair! And making terrible decisions when faking your death. And don't forget...organizing all hand towels and canned goods! It's all rather scientific AND PG-13 but skirts towards R territory because of someone's potty mouth. Guess who that is????
Sunday May 06, 2012
Sunday May 06, 2012
This week, your favorite movie geek couple hunker down for three - count 'em, 3! - Marvel comic movies... One of which may or may not currently be the biggest movie in the world. (MOVIE SMASH!!!) Iron Man 2, Thor and The Avengers! It might have been too much super awesomness for our ADHD-riddled brains to process though, as we were easily sidetracked by things like closed captioning devices, bright phones, and the MOST ANNOYING children ever to have gone to the theater. ("Huhuhuhuhuh...YEAH!!" "Daaaaddy, is it ooooover yet?") Crazy people that we wanted to sock in the face aside, it was a good ride. Join us as we discuss our favorite superhero(es), the lusciousness (or is it grunginess?) of Thor Hemsworth's hair, extra credit scenes and all things Robert Downey Jr. This podcast would be rated PG-13, were it not for liberal use of the F-word. So, R it is!
Thursday Apr 26, 2012
Thursday Apr 26, 2012
Monsters, Graboids, and Critters - oh my!! This week is all about 80s cult classic movies Monster Squad, Tremors, and Critters... But J and K really boil it down and talk about the important stuff: dinosaurs in Elizabethan collars, furry red-eyed-rolling testicles, playing skip-it against giant burrowing penis worms (who are really just misunderstood and need a friend), and the merit of swimming against the vortex a la Van Helsing. Ahem. WHY ARE WE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN?? Our poor baby will be forced to watch crazy movies and be party to mom and dad's even crazier recap. What dreams/nightmares may come! Ohh, the shenanigans that will ensue. In the meantime, enjoy this PG-13ish podcast!
Thursday Apr 19, 2012
Thursday Apr 19, 2012
It's late at night and someone is stalking you with a hockey mask and a bear trap. Do you A) shave your head as fast as you can and throw on some makeup, B) read that book you've been putting off for months or C) listen to the latest episode of SIMAMG, where we discuss the new/excellent/under-the-radar Cabin in the Woods AND force Krissy to watch her very first Friday the 13th movie - The Final Chapter! Yes, she popped her Jason Voorhees cherry! But he might not be happy after she totally calls him out for being FAT during the podcast! MAIN NOTE: Go see Cabin, guys! It's really really good and best to see blind! Blind of spoilers, not blind blind! Although, it's LOUD so it would be probably be fantastic & enjoyable either way! Yay! Joss Whedon 4Eva! This episode is rated PG-13 mainly for Krissy's potty mouth!
Thursday Apr 12, 2012
Thursday Apr 12, 2012
It's finally happened. No, not the much-prophesied 2012 Mayan end of the world (we gotta hold on for August!), but something SO MUCH MORE EPIC. Wait for it... Wait for it... JUSTIN SAW TITANIC WITH KRISSY! IN A REAL THEATRE! IN 3D!! IMAX 3D!!! OMGGGGG!!!! Did he love it? Did he finally have a drunk-on-love-James Cameron-induced epiphany? Or did Krissy just tape his eyes open and force him to take it (and spit!) like a man? Actually, Justin was a great sport. Just don't ask him about his feelings about a certain Italian secondary character whose name sounds like a common household air freshener. Then he'll get super ornery and so fixated that he can't even remember who love interest Helga was (even though she was apparently in every scene)! Also included in this podcast: everything you've EVER wanted to know about Titanic the movie, Krissy's obsession, the disaster and ship itself, and famous Titanic historian Don (plus lesser-known Abyss and Contact historian brothers Ron and Lawon, respectively). So please join us on this floating piece of door we found while we wait to be rescued... Because, clearly, THERE'S SO MUCH ROOM. Rated PG-13, plus boobs.
Wednesday Apr 04, 2012
Wednesday Apr 04, 2012
NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!! We continue the momentum from our most highly listened month EVER on SIMAMG by tripling down with a NERD TRIPLE FEATURE! And all 3 are from the 80s, Krissy's favorite decade! (Not really) Which one did she like best? Was it Ghostbusters 2, Revenge of the Nerds or Short Circuit? Would you believe us when you find out she didn't fall asleep during any of them?!? To make it fun/unpredictable, we go from least fave to most fave in order! It's all very scientific with impressions of nerds and Johnny #5! The PG-13 discussion included in this episode covers the gamut of topics: robot sex, Statue of Liberty assaults, moonbounce rape, Lamar javelin'ing, Frosting & Dildos and "innnnnnputs!"
Wednesday Mar 28, 2012
Wednesday Mar 28, 2012
Four movies. One podcast. Ohh, this one's a doozy, folks. And did we mention that our marquee movie is The Hunger Games? There's a reason this week's podcast is so long - when it comes to talking about the Games, THERE ISN'T ENOUGH TIME IN THE WORLD! Also, Justin would argue that Krissy is a big ol' neeeeerd and felt the need to make a bullet point list about all her Hunger Games likes and gripes. That definitely took some time. But you know what? It's worth it; this podcast has always been aaaallll about critical thinking and in-depth analyses... Ahem. And on that note, we also saw three other movies: Battle Royale, 21 Jump Street, and the original Lethal Weapon. And we discuss them for a gloriously deep 5 mins each. So if you want to know everything there is to know about Katniss, Peeta, Glimmer the Muttation Dog, Haymitch the (non?) Drunkard, why Japanese schoolgirls insist on talking like squeaky coloraturas, and/or the comedic stylings of Channing Tatum or Gary Busey, listen! Plus, there's a spontaneous sing along of the Family Matters theme! You're welcome. (Rated PG-13)
Thursday Mar 15, 2012
Thursday Mar 15, 2012
It's an organized crime DOUBLE FEATURE in yo ears, ya'll! And two of the most popular ones of all time at that: Goodfellas (1990) and Scarface (1983)! Did Krissy stay awake through the multi-hour - bang bang, eff this, eff that - adventures with Henry Hill and Tony Montana? Was she disgusted by the extreme violence and bad language? You'll have to listen to find out! We also discuss DOING TONS OF COKE!!!!, Scorsese, mafia life lessons, Joe Pesci, stirring the sauce, good vs. bad soundtracks, chainsaw shopping, Michelle Pfeiffer's dancing skills, drug tents, Steven Bauer's finest role, Dances With Wolves, donating to D.A.R.E. and much more! We even unveil what might be the worst Tony Montana impressions done by anyone ever. All with lots of F bombs because, well, have you seen these movies?
Thursday Mar 08, 2012
Thursday Mar 08, 2012
SPORTS! DOUBLE! FEATURE! Men playing with their balls and stuff! Don't you just love it?!? We sure do! So much so that we chose this week as the one in which Krissy would finally watch one of the most famous sports movies of all time: Varsity Blues! No wait...Bull Durham? What about BOTH OF THEM!?!? Right? You're feeling a little tingly in the nether regions just thinking of all this sports-related conversation, aren't you? We have to admit that this podcast is seriously cray cray. It includes an amazingly convoluted discussion of Kevin Costner monologues, "Space Beer Mountain," strip club car washes and brew-thrus, "Sex Gepettos," whipped cream bikinis, terrible Southern accents, sex and sports performance, The Dawson and much MUCH more. This episode is also rated R for our 2nd explicit ITunes certification in a row! We're sorry, our unborn child and people who loathe cursing.
Thursday Mar 01, 2012
Thursday Mar 01, 2012
Oscars Shmoscars. Who wants to sit around and golf-clap to fancy Best Picture winners like The Artist when you could watch and discuss Fatal Attraction and Fear instead?! Clearly, J and K have decided to take the road less traveled this year. In fact, it may not even be a road... but a Choose Your Own Adventure masturbatory roller coaster ride with Glenn...we mean...Albert Nobbs! Either way, it's a truly harebrained ride on the good ol' podcast crazy train. We discuss the merit (or lack thereof) in cheating on your wife with a comparatively hideous Medusa-haired man-troll, how to pick up on girls with wide foreheads in 90s rave clubs a la Mark Wahlberg, and (most importantly) HOW TO INCLUDE ALBERT NOBBS IN ALMOST EVERYTHING. Seriously. That chick/dude is *everywhere.* This episode is rated 'R' for some salty language and some even saltier Julia Childs impressions.